Dan Luke’s Journal (Part One)

This is an excerpt from my private journal:

“I’m not sure what else I need to speak of – I do know that I am trying to blink less. I would like to offer myself some sort of silver lining to this epic long rant. I would like to say that I know how to maintain eye contact now. I know how to look at people without blinking. And I think that while maybe I’ll never slow down – maybe I’ll become used to it and, in turn, blink less.”

I think I might be retarded.

About

Dan Luke has done many things. He wrote for Cartoon Network, he hosted The 404 Show, and was a stand-up comedian. That's all over now. These days, at the age of 23 he waits tables and in his spare time records and edits his podcast "Dan Luke is Famous."

Posted in Personal Entry, Season 2, WTF
One comment on “Dan Luke’s Journal (Part One)
  1. BR says:

    hahaha…I think I love you

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