People complain about public bathrooms – a lot – and I mean a lot . I don’t share these views, in fact, I don’t understand why people complain about them so much. Every time I enter a public bathroom to…
Monthly Archives: April 2007
The One Month Anniversary
Tagged with: Fight Club, French Maids, Indiana Jones, STD, Women Empowerment
Posted in Personal Entry, Season 1, Supplemental
Posted in Personal Entry, Season 1, Supplemental
On the Subject of Emo Modeling Pictures
My friend got back with her ex-boyfriend the other day. She told me about it over a full plate of Sushi at an expensive pseudo-Asian restaurant in the South Loop. “How’s it going?” I asked. “Let’s not talk about it.…
Tagged with: Coner Oberst, dan luke, Emo, Model, Relationships, South Loop
Posted in Personal Entry, Season 1, Supplemental
Posted in Personal Entry, Season 1, Supplemental
So it Goes.
Find a subject you care about and which you in your heart feel others should care about. It is this genuine caring, and not your games with language, which will be the most compelling and seductive element in your style.…
Tagged with: Johnny Tsunami, Kurt Cobain, Kurt Vonnegut, That's so Raven
Posted in Literature, Season 1
Posted in Literature, Season 1
On Addictions and the INTARWEB
Addictions are a strange thing. The field for addiction is both wide and vast in it’s endless glory. There are the always hilarious Heroin Addicts, the cutters that just love settling down with a knife, a cup of whiskey, and…
Tagged with: facebook, Frisbee Golf, Hookah, Jews, Where's Waldo
Posted in Facebook, Pop Culture Ramblings, Season 1
Posted in Facebook, Pop Culture Ramblings, Season 1
The Fall of Dan Luke
My nostrils keep rocketing out this green jelly and my head keeps throbbing. But all and all I am in good spirits. This is not saying that the past few days have been good, they haven’t… Rather, they have been…
Tagged with: Bud, Courtney Love, David Frost, lotto, Maddie Bosak, Maddox, poem
Posted in Personal Entry, Season 1, Supplemental
Posted in Personal Entry, Season 1, Supplemental
Give my reguards to James Frey.
I’ve been getting alot of this lately. I blame that bearded douchebag James Frey. You might have heard of him? He was that dude that wrote “A Million Little Pieces,” a creative non-fiction megaseller that propelled him to the state…
Tagged with: Death Star, James Frey, Oprah, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Posted in Personal Entry, Pop Culture Ramblings, Season 1, Supplemental
Posted in Personal Entry, Pop Culture Ramblings, Season 1, Supplemental
15 Seconds of Fame.
You will never find anyone that is as big of a loser as I am. Honestly, I’m not making that up: I’m a fuckin‘ dork. Now, I know that most people here believe otherwise because of the sexy, articulate manner…
Tagged with: Coheed and Cambria, E-Cock, Harold and Kumar, Johnny Tsunami, Retards, Transformers, Vin Disel
Posted in Personal Entry, Season 1
Posted in Personal Entry, Season 1
